I have written a movie starring self defense expert Ray Amsley. It’s an action film where Ray tries to save a Russian lingerie model from being body smuggled and sold to a crime lord. Unlike Ray’s homemade self defense videos this will be a full on action movie with high production values. Run time will be around 15 minutes. The film will be submitted to The Sundance Film Festival, Slamdance and many more. Filming begins late July. Get ready to eat lightning!
I’m looking forward to it
This is going to be awesome! You can totally but Cameron to shame.
hell yeah!!! dude congrats, youre gonna knock the socks off of the sundance film festival! RAY AMSLEY for life!
Pfft… No 3D? James Cameron at least understood that this was the media of the future. No one will listen to you. I don’t even care about this! I’ll totally ignore it. When it’s on Pirate Bay, I’ll download it. You should have downloadable desktop wallpapers for this film. Nice try, but whatever because at least I’m a doctor.
This will be fucking awesome! You rule man! An absolute comic genius! Sooner of later your gonna hit it real big. I will be standing by waiting to see what you do next.
When will we be able to view this wonderful film, me and my brother need new Ray-isms to recite back and forth through our daily encounters.
Bear Mr. Baranattt
Not that I’m really interested because I’m too busy watching movies by the great Daniel R. McBride, but where is your update on this Ray Amsley feature film? I’m a doctor and aside from the troops, I’m the most deserving of your respect and attention. My mother needs to use the line for the telephone, so you’re lucky or I’d keep chewing you out.
Awaiting your acceptable explanation,
Dr. G. Dypers